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I dont wanna get over you 15 Nov 2013 21:21 #47852

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I dont wanna get over you 18 Nov 2013 13:22 #47861

????? Commander has taken the wrong pills? ?????
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I dont wanna get over you 18 Nov 2013 18:56 #47864

Well I had a night with Mr. Walker and Mr. Daniels
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I dont wanna get over you 18 Nov 2013 19:51 #47867

that explains it, mr walker is alrightish even tho a bit bland, but i hope you introduced the nasty mr daniels to a healthy amount of ms cola, that makes him at least somewhat tolerable :o)
you should look for better (single) scottish or irish friends i think, they have sad stories too, but tell em more eloquently xD

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I dont wanna get over you 18 Nov 2013 20:12 #47869

I'm slowly driftin' away...
You know I tried those Irish- and Scotsman but honestly I dont understand them. It's their accent I guess. Only Mr. Walker is reasonable and explain me things twice.

I'm in a mood, I could get on the four Roses

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I dont wanna get over you 19 Nov 2013 09:33 #47872

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Exchanges, exchangess a long way from home
We're highly obnoxious, so leave us alone
We drink when we're thirsty, we drink when we're dry
We drink 'till we're motherless and then we get hi...

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...ai yai yai yai
Sing, sing, exchangees, exchangees
We live it up, we live it up, we live it up, we do
So pass some more Tequila
(Weizenbier, or whatever your favorite alcoholic beverage may be)

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If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
But the ocean's not whiskey and I'm not a duck
So let's go to Germany and have a good f...

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Exchangees, exchangees all crammed on a bus
We're sober, we're virgins and burning with lust
No drinking, no driving, no romance, no grass
These Rotary rules are a pain in the a...

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Host brothers and sisters, we like them a lot
As a matter of fact, things can get pretty hot
We give them a quick kiss, we use all our wit
Until we get caught and land in deep sh...

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We all love each other and have such a blast
One day we'll be doctors, one day engineers
But right at the moment, we're into our ...

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We really love ROTEX we think they are great
They love us too, though we pay when we're late
They tease us a lot but we know in the end
What they do is for us but it's their time they spend

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No we're just kidding, we're loving our stay
Thank you and thank you is all we can say
Thank you and thank you, it's been a great year
We've had lots of fun and drunk lots of b...

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We've had lots of fun and we're not gonna stop
We love our host families and hate to say cheers
And as we go home, our eyes fill with ...
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I dont wanna get over you 19 Nov 2013 09:39 #47873

Commander,

i found an old and nice recipe for duck.
maybe it is something for you for the next hollidays?

Duck with whisky

One of the classic recepies that get forwarded by mail over and over again to me is the following. It's usually in Dutch, but I've translated it:

Get yourself a duck of about 1.5 to 2kg, and two large bottles of Scottish whisky, bacon strips and a bottle of olive oil.
Put the bacon around the duck, and treat the inside with pepper and salt.
Preheat the oven for 10 minutes at 180 degrees Celcius.
Fill a large glass with whisky.
Drink the whisky while the oven is preheating.
Put the duck on a fireproof platter and fill out a second glass of whisky.
Drink out the second glass of whisky and put the duck in the oven.
After 20 minutes, put the oven to 200 degrees celsius and vill 2 glazzes of whisky.
Drink out the glazzes and pick ub the piecez of the first glazz
Fill anozzer half glazz and drinkit.
After halven our, open the ovven to cheq the duck.
Fetch the burninjury oindmend in the bathrthroom and pud it on the ubber zide of the lef thand.
Vill anozzer two glazzez of whiskey.
Open the ovven after the first glazz izz embdy and biggub the bladder.
Pud the oindmend on the inner zide o the righdhand.
Biggub the dug.
Biggub the dug again and use a towel to rrremovve the oindmend from the dug.
Degreaze th hand with visky and biggub the oindmend dube whisj is laying onthe ground.
Clean ub the brokan glazz and put the dug bag in the ovven.
Pig ub the dug and open the ovve firs.
Open the segond boddle of bisk and pud id straight ub again.
Get ub from the fllloorr and puz the bagon under ve cabined.
Geddub again and siddown aniwey.
Pud the boddle on the flooj.
Dring fromve boddle since the glazzez are borken or unreadjable.
Switch ovv the ovven, gloze your eyez, and ffffall over.
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I dont wanna get over you 23 Nov 2013 15:57 #47875

Best recipe ever! Make it all the time... :P
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I dont wanna get over you 23 Nov 2013 17:19 #47877


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I dont wanna get over you 23 Nov 2013 23:14 #47881

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I dont wanna get over you 24 Nov 2013 15:35 #47882

gay...
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I dont wanna get over you 24 Nov 2013 16:47 #47883

panzerballet wrote:
gay...

Takes one to know one... :kiss:
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I dont wanna get over you 24 Nov 2013 17:05 #47884

ay panzer, share some too, being a known expert in the field of gayness n all :kiss:, don't be shy :)



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